xtremeprejudice:

10 away from 1100.

Come on you fuckers.

Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation


63°44’12.9”N 68°29’37.5”W

63°44’12.9”N 68°29’37.5”W

biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

Im cleaning my room and every little bit I find something from when I visited Cody and I break down each time

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

newsmanwaterpaper:

Five Nights At The Room.


*Denny

rockthatlookslikeafacerock:

newsmanwaterpaper:

Five Nights At The Room.

*Denny

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

m4v3r1cx:

crisposwtf:

m4v3r1cx:

ego-stroking-blazing-chef:

coincidence i think not…

oh god

she really was pregnant….

OH GOD

japhers:

OBLIGATORY WINTER DOODLE

japhers:

OBLIGATORY WINTER DOODLE

Oh my god i had never seen any of your selfies before and your so cute and pretty and i love your glasses
Anonymous

Thanks you!!!

sweethoneysunflower:

sO I TRIED OUT THAT WATERCLOUR TUTORIAL AND H OLY CO W

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

R u that girl from game of thrones omg
Anonymous

Which one? I’ve only seem like 2 episodes