Guys can you go vote for my friend homelessperson

I saw people I know at the mall 
Goodbye

I saw people I know at the mall
Goodbye

humorous-blog:

nbcsnl:

Leo always knows how to make you feel better.

Levels of Tumblr.

ficcyshit:

egoraptoir:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

im a mega dragon hoh yes

I’m about to evolve! Into…

still a dragon.

…Okay.

(Source: meltedbunny)

hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

I just started bobs burgers and the entire second episode is just shining references I am so happy right now

y u no finish those gifs i wanna reblog them all at once :( (also with the links to each one included in all 12)

I don’t know when I’ll be able too

dankgorillazmemes:

Russel Hobbs: The Beatbreak Breakdown

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

I live in Missouri and homecoming is a fairly big thing here but I have never seen nor heard of a mum

Well fuck.
Missouri seems to have their shot together