dirkfromstatefarm:

Why must you people act this way

dirkfromstatefarm:

Why must you people act this way

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

fstw:

Out national anthem needs a bass drop

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

Why must you people act this way

Why must you people act this way

Social shit maybe?
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dirkfromstatefarm:

Okay well I dunno if this will help much but here you go

  • Join clubs. Just get involved in school activities that you like, with friends you already have or alone. You’ll find people who are interested in the same things you are (ex: you join soccer teams you make friends into soccer like you).
  • Please, please, please don’t fake any of your interests to fit in with a group or to impress someone. They will eventually find out or you’ll get into some group of friends you just wont like. Be real, tell the truth, believe me when I say this because you can make friends who don;t share many interests as you.   
  • When you get seated next to someone in class, start a conversation with them, get to know them, chances are you’ll be stuck next to them for a while. It’s a good way to make an easy friend. 
  • DO NOT BE RUDE TO RANDOM PEOPLE, i don’t care if you see 50 other kids doing it, don’t make fun of anyone because right there you’re already making enemies from people who could be friends. Plus it’s rude as fuck and no one likes a douche. 
  • Don’t try to be everyones friend, just take it slow and get to know people, chances are a lot of people are also trying to make friends and you’ll find the people you fit in with within like 2 weeks.
  • If you somehow make friends with people who treat you like crap, dump the motherfuckers and start talking to people out side of that group. Everyones always willing to make new friends. 
  • Go to dances and proms and sporting events. A lot of kids at your school will be there and theres always someone new to meet at those things

Now go young one and make those highschool friends and be social as shit

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something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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Can we please talk about this?

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i would be fucking pissed. thats hundreds of dollars

This really pisses me off. One, like the previous comment, that’s hundreds of dollars just shredded right there. Secondly, the kid is autistic (I can easily tell, my mother is a psychologist and I’m also autistic) and the father just took away something mentally stimulating to him that could very well give him a good job (if something is pretty stimulating to someone with autism, they tend to be very good at it like the kid said).

This is horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. They are LAUGHING at him. He’s only been out of school for three months and they do this. The kid here even said they were worth hundreds of dollars and that they were extremely valuable, yet the father just runs them over after taunting him to save some of the games while at the same time revving up the engine as a threat whenever he attempts it. This kid wasn’t even that ill mannered. The worst he said in the entire video was fuck. 
God between the actual event, the way the father taunted the guy, and the way the (i assume) brother laughed at him and regarded his distress as some sort of comedy act sickens me. 

neukgolhs:


My headcanon of Sufferer’s eyes… heh

neukgolhs:

My headcanon of Sufferer’s eyes… heh